Can Anyone Say Classy?

Wow. These bizarre nudes make me a bit squeamish. But squeamish can be fun sometimes, right? Like a natural high...

Note how on the first babe, her green eyes are bigger than her lady bits... Proportionately realistic? Perhaps not. Awesome? Yes.

Then we've got a bit of a midget / muscle-builder followed by a skinny-mini with disturbingly bulbous "anatomy."

And they're all in some variation of the fetal position. Coincidence? You decide...

LA River Guardian Cats

Urban artistic expression at its finest... Behold... the guardian cats of the LA River...

A Morning Stroll Along the LA River

I guess ugly really can be beautiful...

"Douscha" of the Day

Not sure if I'm vibin' with this "sculpture", lovingly featured in MOCA's First Thirty Years (1980-Present) show. I just don't.... get it. But perhaps that's.... the point?

Half-assed papier mache skull. Check.

Billy Ray Cyrus mullet wig. Check.

Cheap crystal tiara. Check.

Straws (through the eye socket)???? Check.

How avant-garde!!!

Hmmm.... Again..... Maybe the hmmmm is the point? Otherwise I just don't see one. So perhaps the artist shouldn't have wasted their time.