Monday, April 19, 2010

Can Anyone Say Classy?

Wow. These bizarre nudes make me a bit squeamish. But squeamish can be fun sometimes, right? Like a natural high...

Note how on the first babe, her green eyes are bigger than her lady bits... Proportionately realistic? Perhaps not. Awesome? Yes.

Then we've got a bit of a midget / muscle-builder followed by a skinny-mini with disturbingly bulbous "anatomy."

And they're all in some variation of the fetal position. Coincidence? You decide...


  1. Were the three paintings found at different locations? It is like Bratz met with a desire to gender jump around from boy to girl... and yes, a bit dwarfish.

  2. no i believe i found them all together!! crazy, right?!